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The audiobook version of There's No Such Thing as Dragons is now live. But what transpired during its initial processes? Before the book became an audiobook. Before the words were published on a page. Before we were introduced to our courageous protagonist, Alex.



It was an immense switch, a brave leap of faith, balancing two boats: one boat rowing from a decade of software development, and another toward pursuing a creative passion. Bootstrap Publications author William D. Sandwich shares his insights, struggles, and victories from his debut novel, There’s No Such Thing as Dragons.


When asked about the reality and history of his creative process, William was able to encapsulate these in a metaphorical manner, “it’s like an architecture.”


William spent decades developing software, rooted in systems built on logic, structure, and precision. It was a huge shift having to work in a rigid, technical, structured field, then describing an adventure, a fictional world, where a young girl takes the lead. When asked whether writing the book felt like an extension of his programming mindset, this is what he had to say:

“A lot of the analytical side of programming comes through when building my set pieces. The battle at the bridge scene, at the end, was built as I actually described in the book: What are my assets? Now let’s go make a plan (Alexandria says a similar thing in the story). I do that all the time when writing. “What pieces do I have lying around, then how can I use them - it’s like an architecture, be it software or story. “Another thing: I find that when writing code, you add lines to get it right. In writing stories, you remove lines.”

There are writers who seem to have been more comfortable with living a life that is exactly in tune with their writing career. But William was a unique force, having to juggle between writing codes and anecdotes, from designing softwares to describing fictional characters. Perhaps it is indeed some sort of architecture: technical, but grand. Rooted in structure, but still a product of a creative mind.


The book was supposed to be a game. But instead of it being played by many, what made him pursue it as a written masterpiece instead? Here’s what William said about its history.

“It never would have been my game. It was an employer canvassing suggestions that got me writing the beginning of a game. Once he sold his company, I was freed but didn’t have the resources to build such a game, so I just kept writing. “Somehow, and this was over ten years ago, I found myself watching book reviews on YouTube even though I rarely read books anymore. So I had the start of a story and decided to just keep writing to see what I could do.” He said, “See what I could do.”

His protagonist, Alexandria, was a heroine of courage. Perhaps it was a direct extension of the courage William has.

William’s book is deeply rooted in themes of unexpected strength and bravery. When asked about how such themes emerged during his process, and whether any part of Alex’s journey mirrored his own as a first-time novelist, he said he was going for a reality-based story.

“I’m really bad at introspection but I’ll say I did want to convey in Alexandria, and the whole story, a no-nonsense, reality-based story. This comes through (I’m hoping) in Alex’s belief in dragons and fairies, and where that gets her.” Plus, a little sneak peak into his work, “Her brother is kind of mean to her, but, spoiler alert, sometimes the a-holes are right. Alex will have more time to reflect on things in book 2.”

Lastly, William was an established force in his field, a creator used to building things people use. As a debut novelist, he does hope readers can “interact” with his book, he said he just wishes to make “There’s No Such Thing as Dragons” a page-turner, one where people can be hooked enough to keep wanting to know what’s going to happen next.

He envisions a book where readers can interact with it imaginatively.

Codes. Programming. Technicalities, then there came a courageous little girl. Some writers can do it all, William is a testament to it. He builds programs and medieval worlds, creates high-demand softwares, and one fictional heroine.

It shows that in the middle of it all, sometimes, our hearts hold on to timeless imaginative pieces we built in our heads. We care for it, nurture it, and protect it from life’s toughest days.

Soon, when the right time comes, we get to write it out and share it with the world.




There’s No Such Thing as Dragons Audiobook out now!

Written by William D. Sandwich

Narrated by Tim Dalgleish


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  • Apr 12, 2025
  • 2 min read

Updated: Apr 14, 2025

I once moved into a new building in a less developed part of town. It was a big place, huge actually, cheap rent, and the length of the unit spanned the building with a balcony on one side, but just a small window on the other.


Early one day, I heard a pecular noise from outside. It sounded like those old WWII newsreels of Stuka divebombers. I looked out the window, but couldn't see anything. Over the days, I heard it a few more times, and became determined to find out what it was. The sound was always on the side of the building with the window, then oneday the sound carried right over the building.




A pigeon with iridescent neck feathers and outstretched wings flies against a white background, showcasing detailed plumage and pink feet.

That was when I finally had my opportunity. I dropped what I was doing and ran to the balcony, and saw three pigeons zooming past with whistles on their wings. It was really cool. Up until then, I didn't even know that was a thing. After that day, I extra enjoyed hearing them, knowing what they were, and how much better they were than the normal sounds of traffic.


As I said, I was new to that building. Not long afterwards I was poking around outside, and discovered that what I thought was just a shed, was actually a pigeon loft, and a nice old man cared for them there.


I don't know if any of those pigeons were homing pigeons, maybe they were for racing, or maybe just for friendship. The old man didn't speak English so we didn't really talk much and I didn't learn their story.


If not for those pigeons, there would be no pigeons in There's No Such Thing as Dragons.


What's nice about homing pigeons is that, with training, they always fly home. They do have to learn the neigborhood though; the landmarks, orientation with sun, etc. They are taught gradually by taking them away from home at greater and greater distances. Once they're trained up, they can be used to send a message - but only in one direction - they only reliably fly home. Therefore, as in my book, a bird is transported in a cage until it's needed, then a message is attached to it, and it's send home. Although not explicitly mentioned in the book, you can assume that when pigeons are used to order livestock for the restaurant, delivery of said livestock also comes with a caged bird, ready to send the next order.


One more book relevant fact: Homing pigeons' flight speed tops out at about 100km/h ~60mph. So a day's walk by a group of kids is something that a motivated pigeon can fly in about 15 minutes.


  • Aug 17, 2024
  • 1 min read

Updated: Oct 29, 2024

Headshot of William D. Sandwich

Bootstrap Publications is excited to welcome William D. Sandwich as a new author. A seasoned software developer, William's creative journey took an unexpected turn when he found himself writing a captivating narrative instead of developing it into a game. The result is his upcoming book, "There's No Such Thing as Dragons," which we are thrilled to bring to our readers. Welcome to the Bootstrap Publications family, William D. Sandwich! We can't wait to share your imaginative story with the world.

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